Entertainment : Read the testimony of an illiterate

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Listen to a
testimony....Praise the
lort.Hmmm! It's not a
small
something. Well, actually,
it
all started a two day ago,
which I'm in my house,
so a
small hungry is catching
me,
so I look in the house
nothing much to chop
only
small plantain which I've
not
fried before.... So, I tell
myself to fry it and chop,
as
I'm frying that plantain so,
phone ringing, so I look,
it's
a faring place, so I now
run,
which I reach there, it's
my
father which call, so I now
say, father call after,
plantain frying. I keep it.So
now, I now turn around,
as I
turn around, all of a
suddenliness everywhere
in my house have turn to
smoke. Children of God as
i'm approaching, smoke is
biging, smoke is just
biging
and biging. It's a fearing
thing o!, if it's you self,
you
'll fearing. So I now call on
my God, I sing his sing
which daddy say make
we
dey sing. The sing did not
work oh! The smoke is still
biging make I talk true. So
I
now call the name of
Jesus three times. I shout
Jesus Jesus Jesus!
All of a
miraculously,smoke start
to
be vanishing, to where? I
no know. It's a miracle
thing.Smoke start to
disappearing small, small,
small. Then, my plantain
have burn to ashes.
Hallelujah...Praise the lort
somebodies. But my main
testimony today be say, I
chop that charcol and
nothing happen to me
church praise the lort.
Alleluyah..