A SHORT STORY TO WARM YOUR DAY

I ate 4 plates of beans..
When I got to my girlfriends
place for dinner, she seemed excited to
see me and exclaimed delightedly
"Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight". She then blindfolded me and led me to
my chair at the dinning table. I took a
seat and just as she was about to
remove my blindfold, the telephone
rang. She made me promise not to
touch the blindfold until she returned and went
to
answer the call. The beans I had consumed was
still
affecting me and the pressure was
becoming unbearable, so while my
girlfriend was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one
leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it
smelled
like a fertilizer
truck running over a skunk in front of
a garbage dump! I took my napkin
from my lap and fanned the air around
me vigorously. Then, shifting to the
other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was
worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went
on releasing atomic bombs like this for
another few minutes. The pressure
was indescribable! Eventually the telephone
farewells
signaled the end of my freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my napkin, placed it on my
lap and folded my hands back on it
feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My
face must have been the picture of
innocence when my girlfriend returned,
apologizing for taking so long. She
asked me if I had peeped through the
blindfold, and I assured her I had not.
At this point, she removed the blindfold.
To my greatest surprise, twelve dinner
guests including her Mum and Dad
were seated around the table, with
hands holding their noses.
I fainted..!