#FACT_ABOUT_D_CHURCH_CHOIR

Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.
You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There
you see all manners of people and behaviours.
1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they
ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late,
and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.
2. Choir Director.
The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone
whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will
always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.
3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who
can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and
committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.
4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the
most stubborn ones are in alto.
5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually
do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can
never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other
before.
6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the
uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want
to stand on the microphone let the church see them.
7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and
they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs
everybody starts 'gisting'.
8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises
in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one
after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to
go out and ease himself that very time.
9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on
the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).
10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth
firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.
In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.